What do you call a cookie without legs?

A cookie

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

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What is a hipster russian roulette?

You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.