What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

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How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.

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What's the cheapest form of birth control?

Casey Anthony

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

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What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!