What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

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What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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What's the cheapest form of birth control?

Casey Anthony

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

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What does a feminist use as a contraceptive?

Her personality

What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.