Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
Because it had a 4-way.
Alarmed.
He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.
He had no more pane
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
You can't dip a vampire in your tea.
Aluminatti foil
Because it was crumby.