Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.
There's more geese on that side.
I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too"
Because he played with fire before it was cool.
She kept throwing away all the W's.
Reasons to be offended.
A SoCal Justice Warrior.
In the calf-ateria.
He ate the dentist.
Because the Earth is not a sandwich!
An ambulance.
I want that job. I could really screw with some people.
You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable
