Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Why was the Japanese man so careful when walking in his house?

It was made of pranks.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?

He has lots of antibodies.

What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar