Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you call an ant with frog's legs?

An antphibian.

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.