What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

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What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

Why did the cow get an award?

For being outstanding in his field. Sorry.

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.