Milkshake Jokes

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

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What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

What do you call a dancing cow?

A milkshake

What's Michael J. Fox's favorite drink?

a milkshake

What cows give each other when they meet?

A: A milkshake.

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

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Get off me, homes.