What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

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What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese