What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

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What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)