What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

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What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

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What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

What is Gucci Mane's favorite kind of cheese?

Gruyauuuurrrrrrrrrr