What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

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What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!

What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

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Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

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What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.