What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

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What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?

An encownter group.

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milk shake!

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Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !