What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

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What type of bees make milk?

Boo bees

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

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What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.