Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

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How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What country makes the most milk?

Nepal

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What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"

How do you organize an outer space party?

You planet

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Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

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How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!