What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !

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Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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Udder Failure Jokes More Udder Failure Jokes

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.