What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

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What US state has the most cows?

Moosouri!

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

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What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?

When it's a baby elephant !

Udder Failure Jokes More Udder Failure Jokes

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ?

An udder failure !

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.