What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

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Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

What do you call a moving company owned by cows?

A bunch of moooovers.

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What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

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What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks?

Allah akbar!"

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What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

What does the Chicago Cubs's name stand for?

Completely Useless By September