What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman ?

One is a super hero and the other is a simple command.

What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman?

One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander. Source (Cause I can't claim fame for Victorian era jokes):

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What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

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What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

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How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

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Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What did the hero say during the September 11 attacks?

Allah akbar!"

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.