What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

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What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

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What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.