What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

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Why do women make bad engineers?

Their whole lives they have been told 5 inches is 8

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's orange and red and crawls along the side of the road?

A wounded cheesie.

Why did the depressed chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side :(

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milk shake!

What do you get from pampering your cow?

Spoiled milk.

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What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

How does Jennifer Lopez like her cheese?

From the block.