What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

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What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay"

How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

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Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

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What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

A: Milk and quackers.

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What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.

What does it do?

It would block.