What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

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Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

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Why are you picking on me?

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A bull smiles when you milk it.

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Utter despair.

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What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

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This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

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What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg