What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow stable in Egypt?

A Mubarack

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?

He wanted her to hit the hay!

Mitch Jokes More Mitch Jokes

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg