What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

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What did the tsundere degree say to the radian?

Notice me 10"

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

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Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

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What do you call a muslim who graduated?

Allah-mni!

Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly

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What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25