What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

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Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

What do you call an angry shopper using bad words?

A cussomer.

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What did the tsundere degree say to the radian?

Notice me 10"

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

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Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

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Where did you receive your education?

Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly

What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "

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What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25