What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

Gardener Jokes More Gardener Jokes

What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.