What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

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What do you call a group of hoes in a bathroom?

r/showerthoughts

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

Pray Jokes More Pray Jokes

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What was it like?

Me: What was what like 10: Being alive in the 1900's Me: Go to your room.

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar?

The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

Shed Jokes More Shed Jokes

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

What do you call a shed full of colored folk?

Antique farm equipment!

Gardener Jokes More Gardener Jokes

What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

Why are gardeners the best pimps?

Because they are well versed in whorticulture