What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

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What do you call a lawncare company owned by a promiscuous lesbian?

Hoe Mow

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

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What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

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What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

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What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

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What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

Gardener Jokes More Gardener Jokes

What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

Why are gardeners the best pimps?

Because they are well versed in whorticulture