What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

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What do you call a group of hoes in a bathroom?

r/showerthoughts

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

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What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

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What do you call a room full of psychics?

A scam!

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

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What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

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Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

What do you call a shed full of colored folk?

Antique farm equipment!

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What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.