Gardener Jokes

What did the gardener say to the rose?

Hello, bud.

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What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

Why do gardeners make horrible cops?

Because they keep planting evidence.

What did the alien say to the gardener?

Take me to your weeder.

Why are gardeners the best pimps?

Because they are well versed in whorticulture

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

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Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

Why did Tomoe Mami die?

She got ahead of herself.

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Who delivers presents to the hood?

Crip Cringle.

What do you call a disabled man in the hood?

A Kripple.

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What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

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What do you call a popular joke on reddit?

repost

What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

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What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?

The Indy 500.

What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

What do reindeer have that other animals don't have?

Baby reindeer

Kink Jokes More Kink Jokes

Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

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What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.