How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog do with the history professor?

They got together and talked over old times.

What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

What did one nose say when the other nose said "I love you"?

Back achoo!"

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.