How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

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Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Who's there ! Abbey ! Abbey who ?

Abbey stung me on the nose !

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.