How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Who the clown use as his clown horn?

Who nose

What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What do gynecologists and pizza delivery guys have in common?

They have to smell it but they can't taste it!

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them too.