What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

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What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?

To make ends meat.