What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call it when a cow goes on holiday?

A vaccation

What do you call cow without a girlfriend?

Beef Stroken off

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Who's there ! Candace ! Candace who ?

Candace with love !

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ?

Butcher your arms around me !

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.