What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

Previous Random Joke Next

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

What goes moof?

A cow with buck teeth.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

How does an optometrist make love?

Better like this ... or better like this

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ?

Butcher your arms around me !

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.