What do you call a cow with a hysterectomy?

Decalfinated.

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What do you call a cow in a Russian forest?

A moss-cow. Alternative answer: dead.

How do cows communicate?

Moorse code.

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Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

A: She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.