Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking?

Michael

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why didn't the cow go to the barn?

He wasn't in the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

What's the difference between Texas and Russia?

One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

Square Meal Jokes More Square Meal Jokes

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.