Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

Why is hay so unreliable?

It keeps baleing

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

Square Meal Jokes More Square Meal Jokes

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.