What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

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Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

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Why was the 6'6" guy so brokenhearted after his 4'9" girlfriend dumped him?

A: He was nuts over her.

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because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

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What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!

What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

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What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

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What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea