What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

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Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What about the other baby?

Obi-wan:*shrugs* Dump him in a desert somewhere

Madeleine Mc Cann Jokes More Madeleine Mc Cann Jokes

Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.

What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

Bin Laden Jokes More Bin Laden Jokes

What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans?

It was Bin Laden

What was Bin Laden's favourite brand?

Jihadidas.

Smash Jokes More Smash Jokes

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

Backdoor Jokes More Backdoor Jokes

What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.