What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

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What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

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It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

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What do you call a cow with only two legs?

Lean Beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.