What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob