Bob
Bernie.
Patio Furniture.
A chair.
Names
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
Ego-Testicle.
It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim
Because the pedals fell off.
Bob.