What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

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What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

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What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

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Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

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How do you sink a polish war ship?

You put it in water

What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

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What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob