What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

Previous Random Joke Next

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and several fins?

A: A happy bear!

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America?

Because it's Nicaragua

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob