What's the first thing you know?

Old Jed's a millionaire.

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How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

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Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.