Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

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Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

What's the hottest thing in China right now?

A Tibetan monk on fire.

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Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.