Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

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Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

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Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

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Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees?

If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)