Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.