Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where do Crows hang out on a friday nght?

At a crow bar.

What do you call a midget hanging around a crime scene?

A little suspect

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's an educated hole in the wall?

A: A wisecrack.

What do you call a dead baby hanging on a wall?

Art

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you call a picture of an electric piano?

Photosynthesis!

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed