What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas?

Cancer!

Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.