What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

Why did the pop band get cancer?

They were radio active.

What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What is better than getting a N64 on Christmas?

Getting a N64 now

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.