What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What kind of jokestuff do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

Who's there ! Bruce ! Bruce who ?

I Bruce easily don't hit me !

Moove Jokes More Moove Jokes

Where did the cow go?

It mooved.

What do cows do in traffic?

They moove