What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

Moove Jokes More Moove Jokes

What happens to a tipped cow?

They can't MOOve

What do cows do in traffic?

They moove