What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition.

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What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

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What's detour mean?

Me: Get a dictionary and look up tampon.

What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

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What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition.

What do you get when you roll weed on a dictionary?

High Definition