What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

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What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

Dad jokes

What's the difference between your dad and this joke?

This joke will be back someday

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What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

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Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

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How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick