What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

Popsicle Jokes More Popsicle Jokes

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

What do you call a bicycle made just for grandpas?

A popsicle!