What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

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What's a cheese's favorite kind of drug?

Amfetamines

What kind of drug is /r/theRedPill?

It's a beta blocker

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What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

How do you know if a Polak is there?

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What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!