What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

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What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs?

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What drugs do cows take?

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Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head