Why are blondes hurt by people's words?

A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

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Why are blondes such bad cow herders?

Because they can't keep their calves together

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

A: They're too hard to peel.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the tennis player get her radio taken away?

People said she was making too much of a racket.

Where do people with one leg work at?

and what are the employees names?

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why was Fernando Alonso upside down?

Because he Haas been hit!

Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

How to spot a douchebag in the gym?

Really bad so he hurts himself.

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

Dictionary Jokes More Dictionary Jokes

What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition.

What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.