Tyrannosaurus Jokes

What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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Use zodiac signs

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Julio

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It could be your car

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Leaving Mustang meets.

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Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

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What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

What do you call an exploding dinosaur?

Dino-mite

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Why do blondes drive VWs?

A: Because they can spell it.

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Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.