Tyrannosaurus Jokes

What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks Jokes More Tyrannosaurus Wrecks Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What's the difference between everybody and bullets?

Everybody misses Harambe.

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.

How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

Zodiac Sign Jokes More Zodiac Sign Jokes

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.