How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

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Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

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Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

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What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks