What do you call a dinosaur that's in a hurry?

A Prontosaur.

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What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

Which dinosaur was the hardest to find?

the Steganosaurus! And do you know why ...because it was encryptid!

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What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union always in a hurry?

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian.