Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian.
Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.
The Inter-nyet.
As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.
Commutators
It had a plane to catch.
You're going to have to be a little patient.