Why is everyone in the Soviet Union always in a hurry?

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian.

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What nationality are Sprinters?

They Russian. I'll also see myself out.

What kind of name is Joaquin?

It's not Russian

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Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

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Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

What did the doctor say to the short guy in a hurry?

You're going to have to be a little patient.