one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries
A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."
My Zipper.
Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)
Unfortunate.
The unemployment line
I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*
One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries
Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.
