What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction?

Stupid, filthy habitses!

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What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.

What's another name for a dinosaur?

A thesaurus.

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What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.