What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

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What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do?

Wrong.

Why hasn't there been a Mexican Disney Princess?

Because everyone would just think it's a quinceaera

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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Shut up.

Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

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Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.