What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

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What would be Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

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What does caravans and women underwear have in common?

Both are in the way if you are in a hurry

What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil