What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

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How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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Why is everyone in the Soviet Union always in a hurry?

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian.

What did the doctor say to the short guy in a hurry?

You're going to have to be a little patient.

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Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

What's a good example that oil is a bad lubricant?

Middle East