What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

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What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

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How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.