Why the sad face?

asks the bartender. "I got fired."

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What Did The Idiot's Friend Say To The Other Idiot's Friend, After The Idiot Lit Herself On Fire?

She's Bright...

Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

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Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

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How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.