What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What is a pirates favourite part of a fish?

The aye

What does a pirate have in common with the alphabet?

They only have one I.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

What do you call a sentinel with three hands?

A watchman.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a fish without an eye?

A Fsh

What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!