How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

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Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

How do you make a dinosaur?

Kick it up the arse

Which dinosaur was the hardest to find?

the Steganosaurus! And do you know why ...because it was encryptid!

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What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

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Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

What's a fresh vegetable?

One that insults a farmer.

Shoot Star Jokes More Shoot Star Jokes

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!