Snoop Dogg Jokes

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For Drizzle.

One part Seagrams gin, one part cotton gin.

A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

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Snoop Dinner

He drops it like it's hot.

My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder...

Fo' Drizzle!

For Drizzle.

The High Five

A Blunt force

Kushie kushie koo

A smokesalottapotamus.

His garden hoes.

he raps his presents

A: Blee-otch.

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

BLEEEEEE-YATCH!

For Schnitzel.

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

Embezzlement

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.

Coop-cakes !

because they serve Poutine.

What are you Tolkien about...

None, it only takes Tolkiens

It's not my fault I'm blind.

Your so fly man

if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

They bring flowers to his grave.

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

Nobody nose. My 8-year-old niece claims she made this up. I have my doubts.

Eggnog-stic.

A shocked Tano.

he relished it

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.

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Why did Snoop Dogg go to Germany?

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Why did Snoop Dogg get arrested?

What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

What is black and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

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