What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

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Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What do you call a terrorist with eight legs?

An Iraqnid.