How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ?

Bettina minute you'll open this door !

What do they call a monastery key that opens all doors?

Monk key

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do you get when turn three blondes upside down?

Two brunettes and a red-head.

Why do blondes like tilt steering?

A: More head room

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

Who's there? Deja. Deja who?

Knock, knock.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.